"If Chuck Norris was driving in a Grand Prix..."

nice belt...

Badger's loves Twitter, the little micro-blogging tool is very simple, yet very clever*.

After catching up with some of Badger's Buddies, we happened to notice that 'Chuck Norris' was the 5th highest trending topics - it's his 70th birthday...

So in a bid to get good ol' Mr Norris a little higher we asked you to complete the sentence "If Chuck Norris was driving in a Grand Prix..." and blimey, what a fantastic spread of responses - some of our favourites:

• ...he wouldn't need to protest to the stewards, they would just give in to him! - RubberGoat
• ...he would change all 4 tyres in less than 2.6 seconds and refuel the car for fun! - Parkinsr
• ...he'd win the race in free practice. - EmLah
• ...he'd be hanging out the cockpit attaching limpet mines to the other cars wheels at 200mph! - JoeMaule
• ...Michael Schumacher would be the one being driven off the road. - CiaranBodenham
• ...there would be 3 tyre compounds, soft, hard and Chuck Norris. - flatin6th
• ...his race fuel would be the tears of other drivers. - LookingSpiffy
• ...teams would no longer build chassis from carbon fibre. They would use Chuck's Beard. - RunoffArea
• ...he would overtake himself - ipopic
• ...he would lap Luca Badoer every 30 seconds - EnigmaF1
• ...his steering wheel would be made from nunchucks - matthawthorne

If you have a good one, join the conversation on Twitter or join the Badger's own Social Network - It's called The Sett (of course) or use the comments below!

*on re-reading this, maybe Twitter powered Chuck Norris jokes aren't clever...a great time waster though...