by Tess Tarossa on Jul 15th, 2010

This week Podium or Pits examines the toxic fall-out from the latest installment in the Red Bull Civil War, a familiar face may be returning to F1, and Ferrari finally grows up!

Vettel goes behind Webber’s back to tell the world that he himself is Red Bull’s No 1

PITS.  The Red Bull team -

They've got the fastest car by nearly a second, they've got the money to fund aggressive development, they've got two awesomely quick drivers ... so why have things suddenly gone as sour as off milk at Red Bull?  Mark Webber will probably never live down the line "not bad for a number two driver" he made over the radio at the end of the British grand prix.  POP bets that Webber already had this darkly comic comment thought out half-way through the race, given his supreme dominance at Silverstone.

It's not a secret radio, but why would Webber want the world to know?  Yes, it makes his dominant win all the more impressive given that he, apparently, only has the meager support warranted by his "second driver" status, but surely it also undermines Mark's credibility?  He is well respected in the paddock, especially among other drivers as a former director of the Grand Prix Drivers' Association (of which the majority of drivers are a member).  Interestingly, Webber's team-mate Vettel is now a director along with Nick Heidfeld and Felipe Massa.

Team orders are "banned" in F1, although in reality that rule just means "please don't make it too obvious that you're favouring one driver, or the FIA will ... write you a very strongly worded letter!"

What does POP recommend for this sticky situation?  Firstly, sack the person in charge of PR at Red Bull, and secondly, either treat Webber and Vettel equally (they'll be a lot less likely to smash each other off the race track that way) or alternatively hire yourself a Heikki (a true number two driver if ever POP saw one).

PODIUM.  Martin Brundle -

Good news everyone!  Your favourite F1 commentator is on facebook!  No, not Jonathan Legard, but the seminal Martin Brundle.  Click here to become a 'facebook fan' of his.  Although at this point POP would like to make clear that this is not in fact the real Martin Brundle, but the quality of the mini-site is excellent.  Check out the notes tab for Brundle commentating gems which are regularly updated; here's just a few to remind you of just how ace Brundle is:

“He gets a big dollop of opposite lock on the way out.”

“Jenson Button power-sliding through a corner? It just doesn’t happen.”

“You have to treat the back of Michael Schumacher’s car like the back end of a donkey today. I think he’s driven appallingly, frankly – poor on the grid and poor in the race.”

PODIUM.  Kimi Raikkonen -

YAY!  Yipee!  Hooray!  Wahooo!  Hurrah!  Wowzers!  would be POP's reaction if Kimi Raikkonen were to make a comeback in Formula 1 next season.  So you can imagine the excitement when POP heard the rumblings of just such a rumour.  If you're a regular reader of Podium or Pits you'll know that POP constantly suffers from Kimi Raikkonen-related withdrawal symptoms: who doesn't miss his incomprehensible mumblings, his ice-cool demeanor, fierce presence on the track, and penchant for ice lollies?

McLaren boss Martin Whitmarsh has ignited the rumour flame with his recent comments, “Formula One would be richer for having Kimi back."  Richer?  In literal terms, no.  Raikkonen was probably the best paid driver on the grid when he drove for Ferrari last year.  But metaphorically richer?  Certainly.

You're thinking, "but where would Raikkonen go?"  There may well be a seat at Red Bull available for 2011 at this rate (and Raikkonen's rally car is Red Bull-sponsored), and if POP's bet that Schumacher won't last the season comes true there'll be a seat at Mercedes too!

PODIUM.  Ferrari -

POP would like to initiate a virtual round-of-applause for the Ferrari team!  After weeks, months, nay, years of toddler-like behaviour from the team, they now deserve some congratulations for finally growing up.  Even by the wise Martin Brundle's estimation, Fernando Alonso's drive through penalty at the British grand prix was harsh.  It was indeed harsh.

In past days Ferrari would have reacted to this by running to the FIA (once fondly nicknamed Ferrari International Assistance) and whining "but it's not fair" at the top of their voices.  But no so this week.  They have released a news article on their website entitled "A great desire to react" in which they rationally and adultly analyse their performance at the weekend, and are philosophical about their recent frustrations.  "We must remain rational, we must not let ourselves be discouraged nor frustrated", said Ferrari boss Stefano Domenicali.  Even the usually firey Ferrari president Luca di Montezemolo said this of the race, "There is no point in crying about it and I want the team to tackle the second half of the season in a positive manner."

POP is genuinely shocked.  How could a team transform itself so quickly?  Oi, Red Bull, take note!

PODIUM. Jenson and Lewis

The World Champion Brits show Red Bull how two of the best drivers on the grid can work together, fight each other and still stay on top of both World Championships.  They also traveled to Silverstone together in a VW campervan for Vodafone promo thingy, speaking of which, Badger is happy to announce that Vodafone are somewhat wonderful, in that they provided us with a full 3G signal all over the circuit and campsite, impressive stuff and ensured Badger stayed up to date all weekend.

PODIUM. Al Murray the pub landlord

What does Al Murray have to do with F1?  Quite a bit actually, especially during the build up to the British GP where he had a get together with Jenson and Lewis along with Eddie Jordan and Chris Moyles.  See the Jake Humphrey's blog for a great video featuring Lewis Hamilton on guitar playing a 90's Britpop classic - watch it here: Al Murray's Best of British (and Eddie Jordan)

PODIUM. The British Grand Prix

You already know from our reports, just how successful the Formula 1 British Grand Prix was, but you may not have heard about the HPV British Grand Prix where Gentlemen (and ladies) turn off their engines and get pedaling for victory.  If you're looking for a cost effective way to get into racing or to work on your F1 engineering dream, Badger can't recommend this enough -

We may even enter our own black white striped car one year (any budding engineers out there want to give us a hand!?)  Here's footage of the 'other' British Grand Prix:

POP's quite positive this week - if you have anything that you think should be in the pits then let us know in the comments below...

Comments and Discussion

Dave H

I don't think it undermines Mark's credibility at all. The best thing he can do in this situation is get the press involved.
Remember at McLaren in 2007 Alonso had similar issues. After he publically made a fuss the FIA installed a permanent steward in the team to ensure that both cars were given equal opportunities. The team then had no choice but to comply.
Mark's used his noddle here and highlighted that despite Red Bull's claims of equality, beneath the surface lies a different mentality. And only the press can put the right amount of pressure onto the team to sort it out.

I think if you dig a little deeper beneath the surface of Lotus you'll find how totally inaccurate your comment about Heikki is. Eddie Irvine would've been a better example to give as a second-fiddle driver.

I'd almost forgotten about Raikkonen, such is the season we're having! Hopefully Red Bull can reignite the McLaren Kimi as opposed to the oft-AWOL Kimi of Ferrari days.
If it does happen i reckon it's Vettel's seat that he'll be landing in. Mercedes will need someone with huge marketing clout to replace Schumacher, and the only German with that is Sebastian. Forget contracts, big money will change hands and it'll all fall into place.
After all it would be the BEST thing that Red Bull could possibly do to restore faith in the team. At least from my point of view... it's Kimi... KIMI!!

Re: Ferrari. I don't believe you.
There is no way the emotionally-charged Di Montezemolo could possibly have said anything so mature. Sounds like marketing blurb to me. PITS for trying to pull the wool over our eyes!

PS You'll find more Brundle quotes here: http://www.brundlequotes.com/ Updated after every GP.

- posted on 15th July 2010 at 3:04 pm
Adam Milleneuve

A late edition to POP - You can drive a Renault F1 car, like really! It's only £5,500 which is considerably less than Petrov's dad paid to get him a drive! Bargain.
http://www.renaultf1.com/Prices.html

- posted on 15th July 2010 at 4:07 pm
Adam Milleneuve

I think the Heikki comment is referring to his McLaren days - he's clearly enjoying himself at Lotus!

- posted on 15th July 2010 at 4:08 pm
Alexis

Fair play to Mark Webber. It's about time we had another Villeneuve-esque ballsy driver who speaks his mind.

Helmut Marko is the biggest tool in the pitlane.

By the way, check out the Wikipedia entry for him. The first line reads:

"Dr. Helmut Marko (born April 27, 1943 in Graz) is a former dismal-racing driver from Austria."

- posted on 19th July 2010 at 10:26 am
Riccardo Monza

Helmut Marko may be in a pickle at the moment, but as a "dismal-racing driver" he did manage to win the Le Mans 24 hour race, before his career ending injury!

- posted on 19th July 2010 at 9:26 pm

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