21 Days to Go! Here's the Caption Contest Bonanza

Bruno and Karun ..... After looking for months HRT drivers have found a technology center that they can afford!

Photo 1 - Vettel wishes he never told EJ he knows Kung Fu...

1. Eddie: "THAT gesture means something completely different in England seb"
2. "Lewis, how many times do I have to tell you, the length is not important if you are not going to use it rigt"
3. The HRT motor home finally gets space in the paddock. The complimentary jelly is a huge hit with Crofty.

Lewis and Jenson = "MTC? Hmmph.. We'll show em"

Lewis "are you sure this is a golf club?"

1) "Yes, waiter? My steak has STILL not arrived!"

EJ: You are wasting some many Pole positions!
Seb: Eh? I haven't crashed into Kubica in a while.

Lewis: We are going fishing too!

Karun: I want my mommy.
Bruno: Dude, relax!

EJ To Vettal.......The next time I bet Money on you stay well clear of your team mate

Lewis to jenson..... Why do we have to build the hospitality area

Karun..........Now that Im an F1 driver I can afford a proper home

1. EJ: Seb its like this, pay up or we'll tell everyone what a lousy driver you really are.
2. Lewis to Jenson: Now I know what our fans have to put up with when they camp in the paddock.
3. Bruno to Karun: make a great batchelor pad

Photo3- Bruno and karun check out the new HRT motorhome!

#2 Hey Jenson!
Where is a Marshal when you need one? They know how to camp!

#3 Bruno; When I said I wanted a room mate.......

1. EJ: Talk to the hand cos the face ain't listening

2. Jenson: Come on Lewis we've got to put this tent up so people keep thinking we are best friends. Lewis: I wish I was with Nicole tonight...

3. The HRT motorhome left much to be desired.

Eddie - Seb, join the Brits we can throw Schumi out

Lewis - Jenson, life is not easy with those dames.

Bruno - Karun, Living a dog's life is better than F1

Sebastian suggests to Eddie that his 'Rod Hull and Emu' impression would be more amusing if he had remembered Emu.

2. Lewis and Jenson

'Guys..guys...thats not how you make a flexible wing.'

Photo #1 Ej to Vettel " I bet Webbers backside was twitching like this, when you made contact"
Photo #2 Lewis to Jenson " Now will you believe me mate that i have more POLES than you!!!"
Photo #3 Brunot to Karun " I know Bernie said that most F1 teams were downsizing because of the credit crunch, but why did ours have to go over the top on it"

Photo 1 - 'No Seb, you have to use your whole hand and insert it like this if you want to remain #1 driver - just ask David....'

Photo 2 - 'When they said that the excitement between us this season was going to be 'intense' - I obviously thought that they meant something else....'

Photo 3 - 'Now that Yamamoto has brought in more money, we're in the dog-house!'

1. I'm sorry Seb but if you want to drive for me it's going to cost you. End of story.

2. I know we're in a recession but do you think Martin cut the travel budget a bit too much?

3. I know we're in the dog house with Collin Kolles but I didn't think he'd be so litteral abou it

1. EJ: "I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse... Do you want me to be your stylist?"

2. Jenson: "When you said you were having a problem with the pole I thought you meant Kubica!"

3. A scene from the HRT version of Location, Location, Location.

Lewis to Jenson ; Thats the closest to pole your going to get this year!

3. Bruno and Karun.

In an attempt to become cool gangsta rapping dudes Bruno and Karun misinterpret the phrase 'in da house.'
Innit.

Great comments ladies and gents - more same time next week!

Spot the references . . . .

EJ to Vettel : "This car is 'small',; but those are 'far away' . . . ."

Bruno to Karun (in best Yorkshire accent) : "One day lad, all this'll be yours !" - "What, the curtains ?"

Lewis (VERY hacked off and grumbling under his breath) :
"Come to Hollywood and shoot a movie during the August break" they said.
"Be the next Vinnie Jones" they said.
"Hey, re-makes are big this year; so choose your favourite movie and we'll make it !" they said.
"Die Hard, James Bond, Bourne, you name it . . . ."

So then Gobshite over there jumps up and says " 'ere Mistah, wot about 'Carry on Camping' ? "

- Plonker . . . . . . .

2) Lewis: "I wish Nicole were here; she's really helpful when it comes to pitching a tent..."

Sorry, I couldnt help it!

1. Eddie to Seabass - 'How many times have I told you to not get pole, you can't defend no.1 position, better go to the back and overtake, some would like it, ask DC on how to get miserable qualifying positions
2. Hammy to Button - Is showing how our future would be if we don't perform well the right motivation technique?

3. Karun to Senna - Woah.. this is what would've been HRT's motorhome if only we don't have our 'rich' Sa'c'kon

1. "I'm telling you now Seb, if you put this laxative in Mark's water bottle, there's NO way he can beat you at Spa!"

2. Despite Lewis and Jenson's struggles in erecting the tent, team boss Martin Whitmarsh still absolutely refuses to use Team Orders in the McLaren garage.

3. "Hispania unveil their revolutionary 2-person racer for 2011".

3. "Despite Bernie's push to get more F1 in the Far East, the Hispania team still believe the pit garages need to be improved before the Taiwan GP can be added to the calendar".

1, Eddie jordan doing bob geldof " Give us your fu**ing money"
2, Have you seen my baseball "something about mary"
3, HRT splash out on rented accommodation for there drivers, sakon buys his own

Photo#1 Is thsi EJ Teaching Vettel Italian for his move to Ferrari?

Photo#1 EJ does his impression of Jimmy Cricket " Come here there's more"

No, that is actually the 2011 version of their car. Rumoured to be faster...

3. The Hispania marketing department keen to be first in at least something, launch "F1 in
Playschool's"

Just out of interest, what are they actually supposed to be doing there? Anyone know?

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