Friday Caption Contest Bonanza

Vettel to Horner - Do I look like freaking people person?

Ferrari - Ferrari designers are just going to have to come up with an automobile that
outlasts the payment.

MacLaren Eng- This isn't my office. Its hell with fluorescent lighting. It is called my office.

1. SV: ... and I was just driving BROOOOM ... and suddenly Mark crossed my way and
BANG! So, I insist, it was not my fault.

CH: I believe you mate o_0!

2. Since Arab societies value sharing, Ferrari has designed a
multi-seater F1 car to please their Arab sponsors (cf. Etihad).

3. McLaren guy: ... hold on ... I am missing 2 Phillips bolts and 3 Bristol
screws ... no wonder our blown diffuser wasn't working!

McLaren Engineer - there is no respect here, I better leave a note and join Ferrari team.

Ferrari - Mar Habba, since you have family values, we have made it like family that lives together, dies together.

Vettel to Horner..... "I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted the paychecks."

Maclaren Engineer:

Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis
Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis
Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis
Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis
Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis
Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis
Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis
Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis
Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis

Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis
Jenson DOES have equal status with Lewis

Vettel: yeah, well apparently this is the face that Adrian newey pulled at Snetterton last week in the G50 just before he 'retired'!!!!